bloodgutshighschool:

your honor who gives a fuck. like for real

absoluteconceptofbeauty:

wifegideonnav:

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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

:/

roach-works:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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“can’t emphasize enough that it has a LOT of claws and it is NOT happy. good luck out there.”

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

nbmudkip:

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

“how can you remember that” I remember Everything. unless I forget

dualcasterjay:

unfriendlymoth:

beardedmrbean:

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however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller

knowledgetosorrow:

songsintheattic:

onion rings are so funny conceptually. like yeah just throw a little bread on it, now it’s normal to eat an entire onion in one sitting

praise God for this beautiful world

angelhive:

froganalogue:

angelhive:

egberts:

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock…

?

Whats not clicking

fairycosmos:

notyourcatgirl:

fairycosmos:

what are some good ways to block out the passage of time. don’t say substance abuse

substance abuse

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iwriterobots:

dreamycastaway:

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The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

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halftype:

halftype:

halftype:

halftype:

halftype:

halftype:

as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

and brother? i’m about to start honkin

and brother? i’m about to pop a tent. ffor tje circus.

and brotjer??? i’m a ballon aminal

creampie.

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i’m spitting up blood